Pam Anderson Can’t Swim

At the KEXP free summer concert tonight Jake blurted out “Dad. Dad. Pam Anderson can’t swim.” Then he laughed hysterically. Then I did too. I also realized the absolute absurdity of having Pam Anderson as a Lifeguard on Baywatch if she couldn’t swim. That bosom beauty’s body has become a global iconic for young boys Jake age. Her red lifesaver swimsuit is a total lie.

Jake’s Man Lesson #1: Not all things appear to be what they seem.


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